Good day. I'm the guy who was bitten by a centipede on my balls. A quick update: did my balls fall? Did I die?

Fortunately, no. Nothing serious happened to me. Though I still haven't told anybody about this and didn't put anything on my balls, as of the moment, nothing serious happened. There's no severe reaction, burning sensation, or anything. During the first hour, I felt the pain from the bite, and in the first three hours, my balls felt hot, and I got an unwanted boner because of that. That's all that happened. I just ignored it and focused on my schoolwork (I just know that our mind is powerful; the more you think about it, the more your body will react to it).

Now, let’s say hypothetically, you, my mother. Were to give me, your son, your credit card information. So I could make a purchase of 500 robux on the Roblox.com/store . Contrary to what my sister will have you believe, I have done a very good job of doing my chores, including, but not limited to; The dishes, the laundry and the taking out the trash.

Vinyw,
nothing iws thwown togethew. Thiws iws a vewy sophisticated system with awot of moving pawts. Thewe iws nothing new being wepowted hewe as we have discussed the watew system awnd appwetv issue duwing my wast wawk thwough with uwu. I undewstand the fwustwation but it’s nowt faiw tuwu suggest thawt the entiwe system iws substandawd as 98% of the system iws wowking fwawwesswy. I get youw standawd phone wine wowk iws swoppy awnd thewe iws no excuse but open up youw secuwity panew awnd it’s a wowk of awt. Wook awound youw home fwom the motowized tv tuwu the speakews, evewything has bewn instawwed with absowutewy the highest standawds. We wiww get thwough these few bugs with the watew system awnd the othew items we discussed. Evewything iws documented awnd added tuwu the punchwist. Unfowtunatewy ouw gawme pwan has bewn dewayed with the viwus but nothing has changed. Once things nowmawize we wiww knock out the west of the punchwist.Tawk soon. Stay safe.

Vinyl,
We make the best systems, the best in the world! Or at least that's what they tell me, i don't know, but I'm told our systems are the best - that's what they say. You should really take a look at those other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ systems, we're protecting your property borders by installing our state of the art security devices! Those other AV companies aren't sending their best systems, they're sending defective logic boards, and crappy wiring jobs - some of which i'm sure are great systems. When I inherited this company back in January of 2017, I inherited a broken company, and together with your help - we've made a wonderful AV firm. Unfortunately our game plan has changed thanks to this virus, that damn invisible enemy, but have faith for I am declaring war on COVID-19 as we speak! Once things normalize we will knock out the rest of the punchlist, and those mexicans on our southern & northern borders. Stay Safe.
PS - We have great systems. The best!
Donald J. Trump

Vinyl,
Nothing is thrown together. This is a very sophisticated system with alot of moving parts. There is nothing new being reported here as we have discussed the water system and appletv issue during my last walk through with you. I understand the frustration but it’s not fair to suggest that the entire system is substandard as 98% of the system is working flawlessly. I get your standard phone line work is sloppy and there is no excuse but open up your security panel and it’s a work of art. Look around your home from the motorized tv to the speakers, everything has been installed with absolutely the highest standards. We will get through these few bugs with the water system and the other items we discussed. Everything is documented and added to the punchlist. Unfortunately our game plan has been delayed with the virus but nothing has changed. Once things normalize we will knock out the rest of the punchlist.Talk soon. Stay safe.

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I am a 5'6" Battle Gnome. I print more hate than the NY Times. When I appendix carry a G19, the muzzle literally rests on my left nut. Keeps me alert and angry. Like a bull.

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Hnrrrg, Colonel, this is Solid Snake. I've arrived at the motorbike shop and I see Jah approaching.

Snake, neutralize the target before he leaves the parking lot!

Roger that, Colonel.

i think its hilarious talking ♥♥♥♥ about @vinyl. u wouldnt say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

A 10/10 cutie

Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to ♥♥♥♥ it back out.

This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere.

I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.

Just FYI, I'm 5'2, 125 lbs, 50% body fat. Beefy shoulders, slippery, greasy back (deadlift PR of 20 lbs), a jungle of chest hair, a hitler moustache, plump forearms, double chin, and the majority of my wardrobe is made up of Logan Paul merch.

I'm an Instagram girl's wet dream, and I still turn that ♥♥♥♥ down since I have better options throwing themselves at me nearly every time I go out in public.

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because you are unable to play this game. you are to kid to play this legendary game. grow up kid! may god gives you some brain in your dumb asslike head

2 years since the last comment LUL

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