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John Pork 1 Feb, 2024 @ 5:45pm 
Yes this is brother
John Pork 30 Jun, 2021 @ 12:22pm 
gay
snickers 15 Jun, 2021 @ 3:32pm 
use a rusty old saw to cut that s h i t off, don't be gentle. rip right into that thing. after you successfully extract it, fry it up and consume it for +20 health points
asspicker 15 Jun, 2021 @ 2:57pm 
I am very interested in ur rectum healing. I have a hemroid that never seems to leave. I try to push it back in my butt hole like it says online yet it stays out.
asspicker 15 Jun, 2021 @ 2:56pm 
Hello Purrfect Knight. Welcome to my anus.
John Pork 14 Jun, 2021 @ 6:11pm 
one copper for one of my many potions, i think you may interested in a rectum healing antidote
John Beak 13 Jun, 2021 @ 10:27pm 
Hello It's an honor to meet you Lord a s s picker. *bows*
John Pork 12 Jun, 2021 @ 7:20pm 
hello sister
John Pork 11 Jun, 2021 @ 7:04pm 
Lol wtf
asspicker 10 Jun, 2021 @ 6:45pm 
someone pls pick my a s s for me
John Pork 10 Jun, 2021 @ 3:47pm 
can i borrow ur 8 foot tall Dimitrescu bodypillow. leave it used dont clean it.
snickers 9 Jun, 2021 @ 10:29pm 
Holy f u c k i n g ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the resident evil vampire lady so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I play the resident evil demo I get a massive e r e c t i o n. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Dimitrescu. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Dimitrescu's tight undead p u s s y. I want her to have my mutant human/vampire babies.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with my 8 foot tall Dimitrescu bodypillow. I'd put long metal claws on her hands and make her choke me. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my xbox. I might not ever get to see those undead mommy milkers again.
John Pork 9 Jun, 2021 @ 4:08pm 
eat my ass
John Pork 27 May, 2021 @ 5:25pm 
so you like spooky stuff huh? I got some spooky ♥♥♥♥ for you
asspicker 25 May, 2021 @ 7:25am 
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John Beak 24 May, 2021 @ 8:25pm 
:)
John Pork 24 May, 2021 @ 9:06am 
Aww
John Pork 20 Apr, 2021 @ 5:39pm 
AHHAHAHAHAH LOOK AT THIS FOOL!