i have a fem, i have a boy, aaaaaaaah femboooyyy

+rep cool med

I just found out that a friend of mine doesn't actually piss in the urinal after lunch next to me to piss but just to have the opportunity to speak with me. The moment I took a big gander at his urinal, I saw 0 piss coming out of his ding dong ♥♥♥♥.

It's absolutely bizarre but amazing in a way what lengths he goes to but it's pretty damn cool. By far my favorite aquaintence so far lmfao. Make sure to cherish people like this in ur life y'all!

love the med loadout <3

i got this new anime plot. basically there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me xXxChildMolesterxXx. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.
Good day ma'am.
Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think.