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Justice, n.:
A decision in your favor.
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Fortune finishes the great quotations, #17
"This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath,
May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet."
Juliet, this bud's for you.
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No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife in the shoulder blades will seriously
cramp his style.
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Second Law of Final Exams:
In your toughest final -- for the first time all year -- the most
distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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What awful irony is this?
We are as gods, but know it not.
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You can tell how far we have to go, when FORTRAN is the language of
supercomputers.
-- Steven Feiner
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