Recent reviews by Akheron

They could release new skins for a fair price, they could rework stuff like bombers so that people would actually want to buy them, they could work on new modes or make the grind less tedious, they could improve access for console, they could make the battle passes more attractive, easier to grind through; but no.

They insist on expensive vehicle packs, unfair prices, a grind that takes a full time job's worth of time just for one nation.

The premise and lore of this game are amazing—super detailed and immersive. The devs clearly put a lot of effort into building the world, and it shows. Unfortunately, the actual game feels like it’s still in a test stage.

Performance is a nightmare. Even with an RTX 3090 and i9 10th gen, I was getting constant frame dips and lag. Bugs everywhere, and even after the player count dropped, it still runs poorly. It’s just really frustrating to play in its current state.

I refunded it, but I know the devs are competent. If they can fix the performance and polish things up, I might give it another shot. For now, it’s just not worth it.

Truly a masterpiece, a refined exploration of... cultural exchange and other hands-on experiences. This game pushes the boundaries of what we thought pony friendship could be, reaching new, unexpected heights. This isn't your everyday "magic of friendship." No, no—this is a deep dive into the, uh, other side of Equestria. The plot? Well, it’s there, somewhere in the background, serving as a convenient excuse for why our human protagonist is suddenly the most popular visitor in Ponyville. But let’s be real—we all know what this is about.

The Characters? Well, let's just say they’re a bit more complex than usual—both in personality and, uh, other areas. The ponies aren’t exactly ponies anymore, folks. They’re anthro, humanoid versions of themselves, curious about this new human in more ways than one. It's less "friendship lessons" and more "biology class gone very, very off the rails."

The romance? Oh, it's intense, with interspecies, uh, relations. It’s like a cultural exchange program, but instead of studying language or history, the focus is more on, well... anatomy. It’s less Fifty Shades of Mane, and more, "shouldn't this technically be beastiality?" (Don't worry—it’s all in the name of science and exploration... right?)

Visually, the game is a feast for the eyes (and maybe other senses too). The anthro design brings a new perspective to your favorite ponies—one that will definitely make you pause... and reflect. Or maybe just pause.

In conclusion, "Friendship with Benefits" is a visual novel that is, let’s say, special. It’s not for the faint of heart or the easily scandalized. If you’re looking for a game that redefines the boundaries of Equestrian relationships, well, saddle up—you’re in for a wild ride. Just make sure to bleach your eyes after every session unless you want everlasting trauma.

10/10 for those seeking a truly unique, pony story experience.

A platformer-shooter where the stakes are high, the aliens are hostile, and, well... every time you get more stuff, you get scenes where things get weirdly personal. This is a game where the phrase "victory" takes on a whole new meaning, and not one you’d expect from your typical side-scroller.

Plot? Oh yeah, there was a plot. Something about saving a planet, rescuing someone, or stopping an alien invasion? Honestly, I forgot too—probably because the moment you finish the game you're given a collection of scenes to... "admire."

The gameplay itself is standard for a platformer: run, shoot, jump. But the only real part we paid for is the kind where the aliens show you just how friendly they can be in the weirdest ways possible.

Visually? Well, it’s a smooth-looking platformer at first glance, but once you hit that start scene, things quickly shift gears into some, uh, NSFW territory. You might start by paying attention to the level design or the enemy patterns, but let’s be honest—by your fifth or sixth "scene," you might be more concerned about what drugs these developers were on.

Is this game for everyone? Absolutely not. This is one for the niche crowd, for players who want to mix their alien combat with some... questionable ethics. The gameplay loop itself is solid—tight controls, decent enemy variety, and challenging levels. But the death scenes are, well, let's just say, a very specific kind of motivation.

In conclusion, Zetria is a platformer-shooter that comes with a twist. You might come for the action but, uh, stay for the strange alien interactions. If you’re looking for a wild ride through a world with intimate encounters with an alien species, this game’s ready to take you there.

10/10 for those looking for an alien ♥♥♥♥

a game that truly makes you question how far humanity has come... and what it’s descended into. This is the kind of experience where you start to wonder if perhaps we’ve reached the absolute peak of human innovation, or maybe, just maybe, we’ve accidentally wandered too far into the abyss.

First off, let me express my condolences. You were forced into this, and now you’re trapped in a never-ending loop of... well, let’s just call it alien fertility rituals. Every time you try to advance, those relentless cave-dwelling enemies just won’t let up. And of course, instead of a simple game over screen, you’re treated to something far more... intimate. Every failure seems to come with an unwanted souvenir—and by that, I mean you get impregnated over and over again. Truly the stuff of nightmares.

The gameplay ? Oh, it’s simple enough—just a standard dungeon crawler. But forget strategy or reflexes—this game is more about survival of your sanity. Each time you fall to one of the enemies, you’re not just dying, you're getting a firsthand look at why you should’ve read the Steam reviews more closely.

Can you imagine bringing a dark-age peasant to this timeline? Their mind would implode from the sheer horror. Forget plagues, famines, and wars—this would be the trauma that would break them. If they thought the Black Death was bad, Udonge in Interspecies Cave would make them long for the simplicity of medieval life.

Visually, it’s... well, it’s colorful. And by colorful, I mean every detail is disturbingly well-rendered, ensuring that no pregnancy-inducing alien encounter is left to the imagination. The game makes sure you feel every second of your bad decisions, all the while questioning the very concept of free will.

In conclusion , Udonge in Interspecies Cave isn’t just a game. It’s a form of psychological warfare on yourself. Therapy? Oh, you’ll need it. The kind where you sit in a dark room and quietly wonder how things went so wrong. It’s a testament to how far we’ve come as a species... and just how low we’ve managed to sink.

0/10 for mental stability. 10/10 for those seeking to dive into a pit of inescapable alien horrors and question the future of human civilization.