Recent reviews by Green coprolite

Addictive like ASE but much worse performance

NOT worth buying!

I am forcing my self to try and play little bit because of how i imagine it in my head and to refresh my decay timers but every time i log in i remember:

- very hard on pc, my coolers are loud in ark
- freeze and lags every 10 sec in any official map (not my pc prob 100%)
- maps are ugly A F (they sell you new untouched map but you than have to play it with other people pillars and foundations instead of resources and creatures)
- bugs are on whole new level, all bugs from ASE + much more new
- and worst of all things, VERY FEW OFFICIAL EU SERVERS BUT FULL OF ASIANS (80%). Mainly chinese players and not normal ones, paypal sellers who spam chat with deals and claim every inch of map that they can to sell latter

Also game is now useless without Bob dlc at least so you would have to pay and keep paying

I would not recommend at all, devs are not planing to fix anything and make game more fun, they just drop new stuff and promise more new stuff. If you feel like hype cow go on and be milked.

Review update (negative x4)

This is fourth negative review but i can't make new i have to edit old.

This time i will make it simple, TF2 is far more realistic than this crap... physics, mechanics, logic its garbage. You cant aim at person 100m from you, its super fast and can glide 10 times in sec, also cheaters are in 90% of warzone games. Riot shield is like relic that block 5% of attacks, mines useless, throwing knife can kill a god (and aimbot cheaters low it)

2% fun
70% unpleasant experiance
28% waiting (respawn, sky fall, going through menus..)

It has all bad things from ark, but without fun part like tek stuff, base building and dinos... so it is arks retarded brother basically.

I just love the sounds of constipation, hemorrhoids and major depression. Feels like you really made someones life a hell!

Good game and worth buying on sale, i would say 20-30 h of fun, maybe more if you like it very much.


My wish: totally need more voice packs and pool of sounds for each disease, i mean that's not hard to add to game i can be voice actor for free if devs want my talents. Nasty sounds make you feel happy :D or its just me?

Game looks good and it is enjoyable but it is totally not worth 60$ / euros... It is basically interactive movie, you don't have options really just straight forward to finish story line or drag around doing nothing.... if you go to finish story line it is barely 20h for me (some people less than 4h) of game play and after you finish you wont play again. Skill tree and points are boring and pointless, and keyboard commands are uncomfortable. Force abilities that you have are useless in combat (only good for troopers) they are mainly for moving around. Second sister inquisitor is like strongest sit that ever lived with her abilities ( feels like that) but ofc you just have to win with avoiding and right timing. And lightsaber only playing is kinda boring, especially because you cant instakill with basic hit and latter when you learn to throw Lsaber it cant kill even a basic storm trooper... no pleasure from saber.

Game is short, limited in options and combat feels boring. Also forget fortnite skin if you buy on steam or origin, EA made sure of that...

My advice, wait big sale (15$ max) or watch someones clean gameplay on youtube (0$), they are less than 4h long and you have free hands to use for snacks.

Simple and relaxing game, worth the money in my opinion. But again i got it on sale as every other game :D

Good enough to keep me as passive player, not much to do as active player.

It is a free game so no need for negative review, looks and sounds good but it is pointless just like adventure capitalist. All you do is earn something than invest than earn more... at least some goals or achievements or maybe some special items to collect would make this much better game. Like this it is only good to try it and just leave when you get bored, cost nothing.

Dinos disapeer for no reason, not killed, not teleported but tottaly get despawned from server... tracker and great wall protection wont help, they are gone forever and it's random. I lost lvl 209 lightning wyvern and 240 argent while pterondon near them stayed and all where on passive and in safe place.... why tame? why play? don't buy this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ DLC, you can get wyverns in free servers from other people for ingots and not $$$.

Feels like original Descent but with great graphic !
Ill buy this asap, can't wait