Я люблю гроші і мандарини



Sometimes life is like C&B torture without the ♥♥♥♥ and balls


Well, this is a most unpleasant awakening.
The depths of wickedness never fail to surprise me.
I am saddened. That thou wouldst succumb to such depravity.
Led astray by Seluvis, with devious tonic in hand.
Didst thou think to have thy way with me?
Be gone. Hapless scum.
I won't have another whiff of thy rotten breath.
I have spoken. Away from my sight.
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I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding.
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If you get in a fight with a guy, you know he's still your friend if he goes to piss with you. It's a beautiful thing. No man can turn down an invitation to go piss with another guy.
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Knowledge, like Balls, cannot escape my grasp.
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Audentes Fortuna iuvat!
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