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39.8 hrs on record (33.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Addictive teamwork-driven military simulator with reat graphics and best audio ever.
The comunity is also great (at least most of people I met in-game).

One of most satisfying multiplayer games I've played in last few years.
Posted 26 October, 2019.
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3.7 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Weird, but enjoyable.
But really weird...
Buuuut enjoyable...

Guys that made it were high as f___.
:D

11/10
Posted 23 January, 2015.
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38.8 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
11/10 Would Jihad Again
Posted 23 January, 2015.
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3 people found this review funny
11.7 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
+ Landed in the middle of nudists colony
+ Random naked guy took my unwanted son
+ Became a mass murderer within minutes
+ Naming tennis balls Wilson and yelling at them

- There is too many deers, that makes me crazy - it's like you are killing Bambi's mother 10 times every minute

#bestgame2k15 #bestvacationsever #nudits #hippies #murderer #F___ YEA!
Posted 23 January, 2015.
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87.4 hrs on record (22.9 hrs at review time)
Most likely the best game I've ever played.
And it's free2play!
Multiplayer is great,
Graphics are great,
Gameplay is great.
I'd recommend this fun game to anyone who likes WWII!
Posted 23 January, 2015.
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79.7 hrs on record (59.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Installed the game,
Spawned in the middle of nowhere,
Runned on foot to the south coast for 40 minutes,
Got stopped by group of 5 fully armed bandits,
They knocked me out,
Stole my clothes and flashlight,
Put a pink dress on me,
Knocked me out again,
Stole my blood,
Force-feed me rotten tomato,
Asked me what kind of food they eat in Kenya,
I answered wrong,
They broke my legs, left me bleeding out,
And said "Welcome to DayZ"

10/10 WOULD BUY AGAIN AND WASTE MORE MONEY
Posted 23 January, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2,892.7 hrs on record (444.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
- Hackers & Smurfs 24/7 @ MatchMaking
- A lot of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ skins
- Few cool looking skins
- You are totally gonna waste big amounts of money on cases openings
- You will get deranked before you even get decent rank
- Public servers overpopulated with 12 years old 'players'
^ CSGO in a nutshell.

Buy it. <3
Posted 23 January, 2015.
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7 people found this review helpful
1.7 hrs on record
The last DmC = fast-paced, slick and evolving action. Good story, great graphics, cut-scenes, music by NOISIA. This game really is just pure fun to play. :ooks amazing, feels amazing, it is amazing :-)
If you are an action game fan, you owe it to yourself to own DmC. I can assure that you will not be disappointed!
Posted 27 June, 2014.
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