Recent reviews by The Goddamn Batman

absolute 10/10 game

This is the way it is with the Zone: if you come back with swag - it's a miracle; if you come back alive - it's a success; if the patrol bullets miss you - it's a stroke of luck. And as for anything else - that's fate.

A very underrated and fun game with god of war style combat about cowboys that hunt vampires.

missile is the best boy

A very cute and fun Metroidvania with some tearjerker moments; I highly recommend it.

APES TOGETHER STRONG!

Terrible launch, terrible performance and bugs around every corner. Can't even play with my friends because they keep getting kicked out of the game before it starts. Can't even play the PVE mode because you have to wait in queue for 2 hours.

WHAT'RE YA BUYIN'?

game is cozy & terrifying at the same time, truly one of the most unique games i've ever played.

The wind is pushing me to give this a negative review.