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I shouldn’t have bought that cat, but I was 28 kills deep into a nuke when it started climbing behind my 70-inch plasma TV.
Boom—19 kills, alright, one more! Then—BOOM—the TV lands on my head. My cat’s snickering somewhere, laughing with its feline friends.
I called Baxtr. “Where you at, bro?” he asked. “I’m scared,” I replied. “Help me, Baxtr!” He showed up, grabbed my car’s bumper (it doesn’t work) and told me to walk inside. Apparently, I’d been stuck in my car for 8 hours.
He pointed out, “Yo, you’ve got just a mattress in here… no cat.”
Then it hit me. “Did you let cats loose in my apartment to knock over my TV as part of a deep state conspiracy?!”
Baxtr just said, “Again, bro. Mattress. That’s it.”
Moral: take your meds. I’ve been stuck in my car playing Call of Duty with 3 guys, a wizard, and a toad.
Please send help.
then proceeds to spoon feed me velvet cake.
Hey there!
As the year comes to an end, I wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! 🎄✨ I hope you have a wonderful holiday season filled with joy, laughter, and maybe even some new games! 😉
Speaking of games, the Winter Sale is here! ❄️ If you're looking for some awesome deals, make sure to check out the games tagged as "Specials" on Steam (Direct link to that section in my profile bio). You might find your next favorite game! 🎮
Don't forget to finish your Discovery Queue every day to get those sweet Steam sale cards. And hey, if you have any cards you don't need, I'd be super grateful if you could send them my way. I'm trying to level up my Steam profile! 😊
Have a fantastic holiday season and a Happy New Year! 🎉
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