This kid is a blatant hacker. I believe he is hacking for the following reasons:

1. His bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know he was there and he shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. he always seems to not die when I am shooting at him I NEVER MISS because I am the greatest CS:GO player of all time
4. he knifed me once
5. I lost the match and he caused me to derank
6. I did better than him during warm-up, so he clearly toggled on mid-match
7. His USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock in his general direction

Together, as a community, we need to band together against this type of behavior. It isn't right for a person like this to be able to win a competitive game that I deserved to win. Rest assured, my dad works at Valve and will have his account banned.

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TO LIFT THIS CURSE SEND THIS TO 420 OF UR XXWEEDLUVERXX FRIENDS
BLAZIN' UP ALL DAY ERR'DAY WEED LOVERS REPRESENT

THOSE WHO DONT LITE UP R ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THUMBS UP IF U AGREE

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YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

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bden: hey babe
bden: what are you doing

Where'd you go? I missed you so. Seems like it's been forever, since you've been gone.