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⢀⣴⣿ ⢿⣷⡀ ⢷⡀
⡾ ⡏ ⢦⡀ ⣷⡀
⣷⢰ ⢳⡀⢸⡇
⢻⡜⡄ ⢀⣀⣤⣶⣶⡄⣴⣾⣿⣛⣓ ⣧⢸⣇
⢈⣧⣧ ⢩ ⣿⣻ ⣷
⢸⡵⣿ ⡀ ⢻⣇⡟
⢧⣿⡀ ⢧⣤⣤⣶⣗ ⣽
⢿⣧ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣀ ⡟
⣇ ⣼⡅
⣦⡀ ⢻⣤⡀
⢹⡷⢦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⣴⡾ ⡿ ⢶
⢨⡷⣤⡀ ⢁⡴ ⣸
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ♥♥♥ pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥s who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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+ not a thot
+ loyal, will never leave you
+ cheap
+ kawaii
+ calls you Onii-Chan
+ does not age
+ loli version possible
3D gf
- will leave you for Chad
- expensive, will use all your money
- annoying and won't shut up
- maybe cute when still young but will turn into ugly hippo
- will never call you Onii-Chan
- can die
- loli version possible but you will go to jail
2D > 3D
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