Does anyone actually read these things? If you are reading this right now then feel free to congratulate yourself with a small treat, maybe a scone or fairy cake. If you believe my choice in treats is weird, then take comfort in the fact that I am currently sneaking up behind you with a bag to put over your head and kidnap you.

If you looked, I feel both sad for you and pleased that you read this far. Thank you and as always have a plesant day.