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Recent reviews by BirdNoir

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80.8 hrs on record
A breath of fresh air. The defining game of 2016. From the music innovation that birthed a whole new genre in metal, to the gameplay that puts you into the mind of the doomslayer and right into the "fun" zone, chainsaw bare and shotgun ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Posted 26 February.
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233.1 hrs on record
Stoner Rock! Wait, hol' up
Posted 26 February.
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2 people found this review helpful
232.9 hrs on record (62.7 hrs at review time)
It's a good return to form and a solid first step upon rebuilding the franchise/ Game is rich in atmosphere, the Zone is massive and unforgiving and the story picks up from where it left 15 years ago. The game has some issues, but I'm certain, the devs will address them in due time + there are always future mods to look for, since the fanbase is well versed in modding. Huge recommend.
Posted 27 November, 2024.
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710.8 hrs on record (74.6 hrs at review time)
Best space game <3
Posted 10 April, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
5,796.9 hrs on record (4,418.0 hrs at review time)
Sh*t game, sh*t community, FOMO machine, monetization galore, the dev's don't give a f*ck.

Stay away like from the f*cking plague.
Posted 4 September, 2022.
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53.6 hrs on record
Best FPS game ever made. Period.
Posted 2 February, 2022.
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17.7 hrs on record
The best 80s expired cyberpunk fun you can have in gaming. Atmosphere is stellar, the plot is the Cheese(tm) straight out of an action flick, the animations are great (you can flip the bird, Carl, FLIP THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BIRD!), an the music, MY GOD, THE MUSIC. Power Glove outdid themselves, it's like, if 80s had a soundtrack - this would be it, chief.

Also, fun fact - some guy on youtube a few years ago traced the recent 10s revival of synthwave back to this game, so you can thank Blood Dragon for bringing back neon.

Final score - 19/80
Posted 6 August, 2021.
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33.7 hrs on record (33.7 hrs at review time)
Best Far Cry story so far.
Posted 4 August, 2021.
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41.3 hrs on record
The Story is truly your own and your choices DO matter.
On the bright side, at least you can cry to a beautiful soundtrack and gorgeous art while reminiscing upon how you screwed up your ending.

feels/10, would cry again
Posted 30 January, 2021.
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295.1 hrs on record (145.5 hrs at review time)
Best zombie open-world game out there. Exceptional mechanics and solid implementation. 9/10
Posted 23 September, 2020.
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