Recent reviews by Cario

Thank god it don't got that in it

Eyes bleeding, ears ringing, swear I hear the angels singing.

I'm gonna play this an 8th time.

I die without doing anything. I do that a lot.

i pick the bubblesuit i spam weewoowawooweewoowoowaweewoo-

👌

I don't own this game. It owns me.

A friend and I jumped through a roof on a half-completed house, we shoot up their twig walls with trash-tier guns, screaming as we do so.

"ALALALALALALA"

One of the bunch of dudes inside the house says "I LOVE THIS GAME" so we shoot him up.

I think one of the guys pisses his pants and put wood walls around himself with no way out because he was stuck in the roof, I am not so sure what happened to him in that moment.

I watch my friend's back as he butchers all the people and sleeping bags in the house, he commits to the warcry.

"ALALALALALALA"

Someone tries to come through the front door, I wound him, help him back up, then shoot him in the head like a ♥♥♥♥ right after.

"ALALALALALALA"

I steal all his things, he has a landmine for some reason so I place it in the main doorway.

I run home with all the stuff. On the way back to the chaos my friend is causing, one of the people we killed had respawned and finds me. He informs me of a crazy guy in the area, I tell him I'll help him out because he seems to have forgotten I am with the crazy person still in their house.

Said crazy person is gone, guy leads me to the place and steps on the landmine and explodes, I accuse the guys of trying to kill me and run away.

I later return with santa hats to see if anyone is still there because I feel bad for the ambush, they didn't seem like bad people and they were not geared for that nonsense. I think they are all gone until I finally hear the guy stuck in the roof commit suicide.

I make a box and place the santa hats inside of it just in case they come back, I place a sign above the box saying "MERRY RUSTMAS",

They have not returned yet.



It's okay, though.



Santa still brings friend and I presents.



"I LOVE THIS GAME"