-rep, was sitting with a fellow friend bird-watching and this deep sea CREATURE came out of the fog. It was like looking at a mix between a human and a alien fish. ITS 2 inch weenerdoodle was POKING OUT of ITS pants. It was like looking at a shriveled monkey ♥♥♥♥. I had to have a ♥♥♥♥ fight with it and used my 12 inch peenor to slither around its throat and STRANGLE it

-rep saw this fellow the other day as i was taking a joyus walk on the street in a suburban neighborhood. i saw him standing in the middle of the road at a culdesac. didnt think much of it until he blinked vertically and ran towards me yelling and chanting “Become a part of the babylonian brotherhood” ???? I then got cornered and he chucked containters of Burger King’s sweet and sour sauce at me like i was being stoned! not cool man!

-rep, I was just minding my business in the local park, looking at the pretty trees and birds, then this FREAK showed up and RUINED my WHOLE vibe! had his 2 inch weenie flapping in the wind! it was really gross and shriveled. whole park started puking from how putrid it smelled! RUN from this WEIRDO if you see him!

-rep, was talking to this guy and he started talking about jerking it to Hallow Knight...

heard this guy's jewish, might have to distance myself.

+rep nice profile😉