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Head over to the kitchen, eat a hopkick for breakfast.
Proceed to boot up Tekken 8 and practice EWGF for 11 hours. Go into ranked, see the other guy is using Victor, plug. Next opponent is Dragunov, plug. Next opponent is Azucena, plug. Next opponent is Reina, "Finally a honest character. I must show my superiority". Spam hellsweep in neutral, 1,1,2 to punish -90 moves. Win by using a df2 by accident. "That's enough Tekken for today". ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Head over to the kitchen, eat a hopkick for breakfast.
Proceed to boot up Tekken 7 and practice EWGF. For 11 hours. Go into ranked, see the other guy is using Nina, plug. Next opponent is Dragunov, plug. Next opponent is Bryan, plug. Next opponent is Heihachi. "Finally a honest character. I must show my superiority". Spam hellsweep in neutral, 1,1,2 to punish -90 moves. Win by using a df2 by accident. "That's enough Tekken for today".