I just watched a man argue with his cat in fluent Morse code, and I think I transcended. He wore a cape made entirely of expired Blockbuster cards and referred to the feline only as “Chairman Meow.” The cat, wearing a monocle and sipping oat milk from a thimble, hissed in iambic pentameter and vanished into a cloud of glitter and unsolved Sudoku puzzles. The man screamed, “YOU OWE ME RENT!” and then moonwalked into a bush that whispered stock advice. I tried to intervene, but the sidewalk turned into flan and now I owe six raccoons my social security number. Never trust a cat with a briefcase. 🕴️🐈‍⬛🧩✨

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Fat Chinese Baby you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your b*tch is too bad. they’ll kill you

I L O V E betas in my games. When i que with a friend or two (I never que alone, Im not pathetic) We shout down anyone who tries to interfere with our time. You are there to make us happy and if that means no plants until you buy them so be it.

I like shouting at supports and calling them worthless ♥♥♥♥♥ until they mute me and leave the game. I have a collection of the games where supports have done it. We have forced sages to support carry yorus before in comp just by shouting them into it.

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