Good evening Mr.Bsep, this is Dr. Semena from Bob’s DNA Testing. I'm afraid we have some grave news: your son is, in fact, not biologically related to you. After three rounds of Compatibility Understanding Measurements (♥♥♥), we have confirmed your suspicions that your son is not related to you or your wife at all. However, his DNA is a 69.420% match with the genome of internet celebrity Ninja, who regrettably passed away recently due to a hereditary condition called Ligma. We suspect that he may be Ninja's girlfriend's abortion, who crawled out of the toilet and took your biological son's place in the baby bedding. If this is true, then he has a 99% chance of contracting the same disease his father, Ninja, died of very soon. Again, it is truly unfortunate that such an occurrence happened, you can call our number or visit our website if you wish to acquire more info or details. If you wish to contact me, you know my email.

Our condolences

Dr. Semena,
Bob’s DNA Testing

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Since birth I have been blessed with gigantic foreskin. Due to this blessing, I no longer require condoms. "Why?" I hear you asking. Well, have you ever tied a water balloon? If you have, then you must be aware that it pretty much blocks all forms of liquid from coming out.

Now, since my foreskin looks like an empty water balloon, all I gotta do is tie off the end and get to the filling after I have finished.

Also makes a good trick at birthday parties if you've ran out of balloons to throw at your nephew. Save yourself money people.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx

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Captain Jack.

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Lamron and them He, he they say that ♥♥♥♥♥ don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP! Y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ain’t know ♥♥♥♥ All ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP Y'all don’t live with that ♥♥♥♥♥ Y'all know that ♥♥♥♥♥ got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ been on probation since ♥♥♥♥♥♥, I don’t know when! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥' playin' him like that Them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ savages out there If I catch another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beating they ass! I’m not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing no more You know those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ role with Lil' Reese and them

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend. :)

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Mike this is my new alt

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ak-47 | blue laminated, interested?

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