mr.dabs
Carlos
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I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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kronos 2025년 4월 21일 오  7시 47분 
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i’m 36 but i’m turning 37 in like 9 months and plus i watch shows like Winx Club and Totally Spies so i’m really cool and my wife says i’m really cool and i’m friends with a lot of cool people even though i’m going into my 4th divorce so i’m in desperate need of emotional support during these troubling times but i’m like cool fyi
KennithS 2025년 2월 16일 오후 3시 19분 
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kronos 2024년 12월 29일 오후 12시 47분 
i had to sell my candy canes to pay for metro exodus. now i am converted to russian communism and dont believe in candy canes. we only eat sawdust canes in my household now, and sometimes coal dust sprinkles