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Bought what I thought was a toy poodle from this seller only to find it was in fact NOT a toy poodle, it was in fact, a 30 POUND FERRET ON STEROIDS.
I'm out $500 and the ferret stole my wife and car.
DO NOT TRUST THIS SELLER

thats u

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Got a Problem?…Solve It! ♥ ♥Think I’m Tripping?…Tie My Shoe! ♥ ♥Can’t Stand Me?…Sit Down! ♥ ♥Can’t Face Me?…Well Turn Around! ♥ ♥Think I’m ugly…Don’t look at me♥ ♥Don’t like my style…Who said I liked yours?♥ ♥Don’t know me…Don’t judge me♥ ♥Think you know me?…You have no idea.♥♥ ¢alling me FAKE won’t make you REAL, ¢alling me D U M B won’t make you SMART, ¢alling me UGLY won’t make you PRETTY, ¢alling me WEIRD won’t make you COOL, ¢alling me WEAK WON’T make you STRONG. ♛Keep Low♛ ♚Move Fast♚✝️If you believe in J. Christ put this on our profile. Don’t just ignore this because it says in the Bible if you deny him,he will deny you in front of his father in the gates of heaven.This is the simplest test. If you love god and you are not ashamed of it,copy and paste it into your profile. God will smile at you 😍😀😎

Ich lasse dir schöne Grüße auf deinem Profil da und wünsche ein tolles Wochenende // Just sending nice greetings and a great weekend for you

Best wishes from Germany and have a nice weekend, my friend

thank god its friday

I would like to say thank you to all my contacts, who always rate my pictures and especially reviews. I like to write, and you make sure I keep going. Have a great weekend and lots of fun. Write me if you want to chat. Many greetings from “Bauer Horst”: steamhearteyes: And don’t exaggerate it too much in the Summer Sale. : steamhappy:

Wish you a happy new Year 2021 and stay healthy 🍀

Hey I wish you and your family a peaceful, quiet, safe Christmas and do the best you can this holiday season. We will keep it very small and do without our parents, is probably reasonable. Have a great time and I'll read you again in a few days, I'm going underground for now Dear greetings sends bauer Horst

I have retardism

Ich wünsche dir einen schönen Sonntag und einen guten Start in die neue Arbeitswoche morgen.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Finally end of working day, so have a nice weekend and fun whatever you will do

cheesed to meet you

Hey ich möchte mich nur schnell für die nächsten Tage abmelden, da ich mit Frau und Hundchen Urlaub auf einem Bauernhof mache. Die Fahrt von 1000km geht gleich los. Wünsche dir eine schöne Zeit und wir plaudern wieder wenn ich zurück bin. Schöne Grüße sendet dir 8auer Horst

Are you a loan? Cause you sure have my interest. uwu

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A nice weekend and good relaxation to all my contacts. Sorry that I had hardly contacted many, but it has changed a lot for me and I had positive stress. Wish you all the best and never give up. That’s what I learned. Love emotional greetings from good old "Bauer Horst" in Germany.

Alright 👋 everybody 👥thanks for tuning in 📺🗣👁tooooonightttt! 🌚🌑Today’s 📅 topic 📝 is: ‘is kissing 😽💋👄😘😗😙the homies👬🧍 a homosexual 👨‍❤️‍👨👬👨‍👨‍👧act’ ❓and the FACTS 📚📖‼️say kISSING 😽💋👄is not 🚫❌‼️inherently homosexual 👨‍❤️‍👨as that would be weird 🤢🥴🤔considering parents 👵👴👨‍👩‍👧‍👦kiss 💋👄children 👶👧🧒👦and strangers 👥kiss 💋🔁👄as greeting 👋in other↘️ countries 🇨🇳🇮🇹🇫🇷, BUT❗️kissing a PENIS 🍆OR ANUS🍑 IS ✅gay 👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨as ♥♥♥♥ 💯💢because (to our knowledge �  📚) nobody❌ does that platonically👯‍♀️👯‍♂️. Thanks💅 for tuning 👂👀in, and kiss💋 your homies🧏‍♂️👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨😘 goodnight 🌙💋

A good night and a nice Sunday to all of my friends around the world

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carpe noctem, enjoy your weekend

ur profile needs red now.

gaming,

Yeah sure Caitlyn is hot but, know what is hotter? When you mix hydrogen, helium, and nuclear fusion in just the right way, it burns at 10¹² degrees Celsius. Hot enough to evaporate any barrier known to man. Throw some supernova into the mix, and you've got one hell of a combination.

ah and added cause of cooking simu ^^

wish you a nice evening even if i dont know how much time it is in your country ^^ have fun lady.

thanks for all the gems. B♥TCH!

poopy.

blue.

can you carry me in the dam, mojave wasteland

what if... I put my... minecraft bed... next to yours... haha just kidding... unless..? 🤔😏

Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires. Australia does not exist. All the things you call "proof" are actually well-fabricated lies and the documents made are by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer-generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

happy birthday!

happy birthday!

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

Hey ! You sure seem sweet. What’s a girl like you up to these days? You know, like how you doin? Hopfully your havin a great time. You know, like livin life to the fullest. Amiright?? Anyway get back at this lil guy if you feel like shooting the talky talky. Amirighr or amirigjt baby!! ?? Well totes magotes baby chilli flake. Sizzlin spitter and sputter and spicy and spatter. Anyways baby. Totes magotes messege baby chilli flake.. lates magnates .

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"heh.. Are you ready to meet your maker?" smiles showing a single fang and my eyes begin to glow pink and evil. Two dragon wings extend from my back ripping my clothes so that they drape tattered around my waist "Didn't mean to scare ya kid, ha.. It's time you see my ultimate power..." Draws a large black sword from the sheethe behind his back, like the one from Sword art online but bigger and holds it in front of me in a defensive stance before teleporting in front of you before you can blink and slicing you in half

"heheh." chuckles like sephiroth from final fantasy but with a deeper voice "didn't wanna get your blood on my sword."

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6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
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