You still hangin' in there, man? Been a while since we talked.

I'd Rather Suck a Vegan ♥♥♥♥ Than Lick a Carnist ♥♥♥♥♥ [2016 version]
- John Sakars

you already know what his hand fo'

My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you. Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"? I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.

Con los terroristas, -tas, -tas, -tas
-tas -tas -tas -tas, -tas -tas -tas -tas -tas

Then do the Harlem Shake (Shake!)
Ey (Shake!), con los terroristas
Ey (Shake!), ey (Shake!)
Ey (Shake!), ey (Shake!)
Ey (Shake!), ey (Shake!)