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2 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
4.0 hrs on record
Friend gifted this to me so I can try it and play with him. Everything oneshots you and it's no fun being a total noob against people who clearly have spent plenty of time already mastering the game. Especially since the character progress gets wiped when you die. Also you can't pick whoever you want to play as, so you're usually stuck playing some random ♥♥♥♥♥♥ unless you spend real money on the game. Absolutely infuriating waste of 4 hours.
Posted 21 July, 2024. Last edited 21 July, 2024.
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2.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Fun game to play when intoxicated and with friends. Sometimes the physics gives up and wont let your car move at all. Not worth full price tho; buy it on sale for ~$6
Posted 14 May, 2023.
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9 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
5.5 hrs on record
I got this game as a gift from a friend, played it with him a little before getting bored. Came back to it to give it a fair shake.

The game is bad. There's a laundry list of things that are bad, and only a very small amount of them that are good. I will review the game portion separate from the VN/porn portion, to give it the best chance it gets.

The Tower Defense

The Good

• Has a skip level button if it's too hard

The Bad

Everything else tbh.
• The difficulty is all over the palace, with some enemies being no problem and some having absurd health bars
EDIT: Reading other reviews, it seems that some enemies resist magic/physical damage, however it's hard to know which they resist
• The towers are very bland, all having some limited utility to differentiate them
• The upgrade system is extremely boring; most of the towers have the same upgrades, and don't feel very impactful
• None of the towers combo with each other, so you just go with whatever has the best stats/effects

The Hentai/Visual Novel

The Good

• The art for the characters is good, clearly the part with the most money spent on it
• Variety of personality types
• Background art was well made but did not match the art style of the characters
• Drunk Fox MILF

The Bad

• The animation is extremely basic, having a very quickly made CG feel
• The plot is an extremely generic Isekai plot; isolated nerd who spends all his free time playing strategy games gets sucked into another world from a weird ad he clicked
• The hentai is extremely vanilla. The kinkiest part is some very light bondage with the pink haired girl, only with her wrists bound and a blind fold; not even full shibari
• The art styles for different things do not match; the loading screens, overworld map, and upgrade screen look like they're from a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mobile game, while the tower defense section has quality of a flash game from 2005
• The girl with the dark blue hair is supposed to be very athletic, being a warrior, yet does not have any muscle; WHERE ARE MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ABS WHY DOES THE MC HAVE MORE MUSCLE WHILE ADMITTING TO NOT EXERCISING
• Two of the girls are virgins, the dark blue hair and the blonde cat girl, and they are both very athletic, however both of them bleed when you have sex for the first time.
• The fox MILF is supposed to be a very experienced woman in terms of sex, having had many multiple partners from various parts of the world, however a simple thumb up her butt while hitting it from behind is enough to get her to ♥♥♥ so hard she begs you to stop. You cannot tell me a hot piece of ass like her has not had anything except vanilla sex her whole life
• The writing is cringe inducingly bad. It's at the tier of a bad japanese doujin with such lines like "Her honey flowed from her secret place" or "[moaning] 'you are inside me.'" It's so bad that it feels like it was written by people who have never had any sexual experience

Conclusion

Just go play Bloons TD6 while watching hentai
Posted 11 January, 2022. Last edited 11 January, 2022.
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28 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
53.2 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
While I won't fault a free to play game having micro transactions, I will fault them for being ridiculous. The game expects you to spend 400 cash (the free currency) on slots to store pictures that you earn for progression with girls. If you don't you get an extremely limited amount of slots for these pictures. To earn said cash, you can get it at a rate of 30 for each time you talk to a girl, or ~220 for successfully completing a date. The issue becomes apparent when you realize each successful date gives you a photo, so you end up having to just spend energy talking to them for pittances of cash. Of course, talking to them has it's own rewards besides cash, which require their own tremendous amounts of effort. Considering how expensive everything is in this game and how little cash flow there is, it would be nice to at least not have to pay to be able to keep the very rewards you earned.
Posted 2 May, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
103.7 hrs on record (51.5 hrs at review time)
Really fun horde game, probably the best on the market
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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284.8 hrs on record (146.0 hrs at review time)
A great game, filled with action, adventure, clever and witty writing/dialogue, and most importantly, tons and tons of epic lewts!
Posted 31 December, 2014.
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