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kumbaya 27 Apr @ 12:46pm 
carried by a cheater in cs
hidsig 17 Apr @ 5:24am 
Carl var en fyr fra et sted uden navn,
med cykel uden kæde og et hjerte af skumgummi.
Han gik altid rundt i shorts – året rundt,
og i hans bukser boede... den lille piv.

Var det et dyr? En ånd? Et lille orgel?
Nej, det var blot Carlens egen lille morgen-trold.
Han var ikke flov – slet ikke genert.

Men folk i byen begyndte at hviske,
"Han snakker med pikken – måske skal vi fiske
ham op og sende ham til noget terapi,
eller bare give ham bukser med mindre poesi?"

Men Carl var fri, som en vind med fløjte,
han sagde: "Hvorfor skjule dét, som alligevel skal sprøjte?

Så næste gang du møder en Carl på din vej,
og du hører et piv nedefra et sted i leg,
så smil og nikk’ og sig med respekt:
"Du og jeg skal samme vej"
hidsig 6 Apr @ 11:13am 
+rep his bum crack smells like a good mixed nutella with carrots :steammocking:
⚡ Aubandis 🔶 5 Apr @ 11:44am 
+rep smart moves
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Bemaius 6 Feb @ 8:25am 
Enoyer of big black plump phat ladies omg they so omg I love Carl is such a big lady oh oh oh he's crushing my bones with his mass I'm lovin it
Have fun in japan!
Bemaius 25 Jan @ 11:12am 
very large
hidsig 25 Jan @ 3:28am 
neger :csgogun:
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Puncher 15 Dec, 2024 @ 10:59am 
no brain monkey
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emy 23 May, 2024 @ 10:14am 
report him cheating
weetdolphin 19 Apr, 2024 @ 12:53pm 
Tak for kniven min dreng <3
ometx 17 Apr, 2024 @ 1:16pm 
-rep dumb af
Vogor 12 Apr, 2024 @ 1:08pm 
top player =)
Darkskyman 6 Apr, 2024 @ 12:16pm 
Stupid noob with no brain and toxic
Dorilanim 15 Mar, 2024 @ 8:40am 
lovely profile
76561199407755761 13 Mar, 2024 @ 6:27am 
nice one
tyson 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:49am 
прими го трейд
retar 11 Sep, 2023 @ 10:17am 
+rep gave a golden shower
THE HUNGRY MAN 15 Aug, 2023 @ 6:33am 
report him cheating
 ⁧⁧ Papi ッ  28 Jun, 2023 @ 3:26pm 
+rep good player! :csgo_ez:
Patryk 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:58am 
dog
TRENBOLON ACETAT 26 May, 2023 @ 1:39pm 
at least try ur best before u get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bro
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Evil_Cat 7 May, 2023 @ 2:36pm 
даун кривой -rep
76561198159942311 3 May, 2023 @ 1:57pm 
Retarded bot without ears
Bond 5 Apr, 2023 @ 10:26am 
-rep baiter
76561199029900499 13 Mar, 2023 @ 1:25am 
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ebyprincess? 30 Aug, 2022 @ 8:19am 
СЫН СОБАКИ :A_nail:
Zepe 25 Aug, 2022 @ 8:27am 
-rep sucker
wawe 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:05am 
+rep good players
emy 24 Aug, 2022 @ 5:48am 
+rep good kisser
feelisdonk man 24 Aug, 2022 @ 5:10am 
+love ape <3
𝗥𝗛𝗬𝗦 21 Aug, 2022 @ 6:20am 
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nepe 19 Aug, 2022 @ 9:32am 
+rep Danish
feelisdonk man 19 Aug, 2022 @ 8:39am 
Looking to buy left kidney
lirila rila 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:58pm 
-rep obvious cheats
Claire 5 Aug, 2022 @ 10:53am 
good teammate +REP
emy 2 Aug, 2022 @ 3:43am 
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emy 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:27pm 
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emy 23 Jul, 2022 @ 1:34pm 
-rep obvious cheats
Sassy the Sasquatch 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:44am 
+rep funny and good teamate
Leemi Vittuläinen 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:25am 
-rep obvious cheats
3vil_g0d 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:28am 
+rep good player
emy 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:01pm 
Oh, I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. We could play CSGO, Overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me VeryDogIAm. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.
feelisdonk man 21 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15pm 
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