Recent reviews by Sgt. Whitten Miskers III

I'm smoking on that Premium Cyclopean Horse ♥♥♥ Evil Pack

The developers obviously know what people want and they deliver in every aspect. This game is genuinely made with care and in my opinion it's the best cozy game available currently

terrific and scientific

I've only played for ten hours yet I am already filled to the brim with violent democratic thoughts

It's Ark with Pokemon, but actually good

This game is incredible, play it

Pretty dope cyberpunk 2D sides scroller with a decent story, cool characters, and excellent art, especially the sprites. The combat is pretty awesome too.

I just finished this game and I am genuinely upset that it is over. I went into this game just expecting it to be what is essentially just a giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with waifu ♥♥♥♥, but it is so much more than that.

The game has a perfect balance of humor and seriousness. The story is deep and interesting, and despite how humorous it can be and how silly it may look at times it speaks of what it really means to be human. Our society, our faults, our good and our bad.

The weapons and food you create have an absolutely insane amount of variety and customization for any build you could dream of.

Overall this game is a masterpiece. A true unique hidden gem of its genre and an experience I cannot recommend enough. I really cannot do it justice with words.

unforgiving and incredibly addicting

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