knust xD

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knust jo

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend. Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam. 11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.

The average person needs 2,000 calories a day
The average ejaculation contains around 1 calorie
That’s 2000 nuts a day or 730,000 nuts per yr
but the average ejaculation is 3 ml
That’s 6000 ml or 6 liters a day of c u m
The human stomach can only hold a maximum of 5 liters
Imagine ur entire digestive system filled to the brim with ji zz every single day, sounds awful & I love the taste of c u m
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The average guy takes 5.5 minutes to cu m and 20 minutes to recover
That means if a guy had to c u m as his job he would nut roughly 20 times in those 8 hours
To get 2k nuts per day u would need 100 dudes working 8 hours a day
That’s 800 manhours to feed somebody on just ji zzz for one day
Assuming u paid them a fair wage if $15 per hour ur paying $12000 per day to sustain urself
That’s 4,3mil dollars per yr to feed urself on c u m
And even then u'd be lacking in most nutrients and vitamins
At least u can make some guys very very happy until u die of malnutrition

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nah what crazy profile

\/ look at this guys profile

damn must be scared said ez and got offered a 1v1 and just left XD

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How much sex do you have? What I am wondering if do you have sexy sex? As a fellow epic reddito I would like to inquire a question on perhaps the idea that perhaps maybe you enjoy sexual intercourse of the boob variety with fellow epic redditors that also like sex with big boobs?????
Also epic women of Reddit, how much epic sex do you have with boobs of Reddit? Women do you Women of Reddit? How many Big Chungus sex do you have women of Reddit? Women of Reddit, are you also Women? Perhaps maybe even have sex with other women and women of Reddit?
Also, fellow women of reddit do you have giant milkers?????? Big jiggly milkies? Fat mommy milky mocha momos? Excuse my up frontness. Please answer why or why not or maybe big boobs? Spaghetti?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ YOu snooze you lose bro

the comment under me is the worlds biggest cope go to the gym

you accused me of doing nothing while I ran across the map to save you and the other person when both of them decided to not go help you. Then ran the killer, of course you ran more till you on last hook that's why when i saw you were in chase I tried to take away the killer from you and then i got down and hook for the second time and the other just left. And you told me to get good? bruh that's the misunderstood I dont deserve. you said I was left for some reason, the reason is coz ♥♥♥♥ soloq where ppl just standing and not helping bro

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haoo

-rep toxic survivor !!!!

\/ refer to the last comment I posted

Came here to ask why you're posting smack after spending the game hiding in a corner, then seeing the other comments on your page.
If you can't handle being bad at a game, don't play it. Or do you get something out of making people think you're pathetic?

no way you just typed a paragraph crying on my steam comments

you accused me of doing nothing while I ran across the map to save you and the other person when both of them decided to not go help you. Then ran the killer, of course you ran more till you on last hook that's why when i saw you were in chase I tried to take away the killer from you and then i got down and hook for the second time and the other just left. And you told me to get good? bruh that's the misunderstood I dont deserve. you said I was left for some reason, the reason is coz ♥♥♥♥ soloq where ppl just standing and not helping bro

sex

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imagine calling someone a gimp when they carried the game, you literally tried to get me killed for no reason after you did nothing apart from give up. :)

-rep tunneling wraith with franklins

+Rep Smuggled me out of Hong Kong

whats wrong with ds2 sotfs?

Signed :) Lets play csgo

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid guy trying to be funny bur is just a guy without ♥♥♥♥♥

+rep he got nice "knifes" :O

-rep average chinese

-rep racist...

Cope

+rep grazia por el comentario shulo

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average drainer, has to target expose to get kills

jk i love my boyfriend

-rep always body blocks me

I've only got one and a half, I can't grow an extra one

\/ should have taken more than 1 and a half of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hands

You're a bigot