That's smiley sundae you dumb nerd

IT'S ZACK

How white am I? Whenever I go outside, the world immediately lights up. I am classified as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ human blowtorch. If you even manage to sneak a glance of me, it will be the last thing your corneas ever see before they get disintegrated by how white I am. I have transcended regular hex codes, and not even #FFFFFF is as white as I am. Sunglasses can't even avert my beautiful white gaze. Those who can still see me and not immediately implode, scream "JESUS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHRIST WERE YOUR PARENTS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUASARS???". I can barely hold electronics; they just blow up after a few minutes. Scientists can't figure out why either. Hyperborea is where I was born and raised, and if anyone steps in there and they're not ready, their whole body would be gone. Turned into nothing. If vantablack is real, call me ♥♥♥♥♥♥ vantaWHITE. And even that isn't close to 1% of how white I am. The question of "how white am I" cannot be answered. Because if you saw how white I was, you wouldn't be able to handle it.

im the poster child for the aryan nation :3

old bio i had

why is there a minor talking about porn here?