My Uncle Larry used to manage a small lawnmower shop. He’s told me some rather entertaining stories of how certain vindictive customers would mistreat him and try to rip him off. One guy even tried to ride off with a free John Deere - insane. When I asked him how he managed to endure the decades of abuse, he calmly explained that although the days were long and grueling, every evening was a delight because he’d come home and pause his VHS copy of Halloween III: Season of the Witch at the 43:02 mark during Tom Atkins’ bare-assed nude scene and lick the screen cross-eyed.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx