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Recent reviews by ★★ CäpTäîñ Ñ ★★

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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
427.4 hrs on record (151.5 hrs at review time)
I was playing with a random dude online, and he was using his headset and probably forgot to turn it off. So, I was speed-running a domain using Ultimate Bunny, and after a while, I heard him say, "If I catch up to Bunny and surpass her, will you sleepover?" Then a girl replied, "Yes, but he won't let you." I had to let Bro win for the culture.
Posted 10 October, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
189.6 hrs on record (37.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I was playing with some random dude online, and he was using his headset and probably forgot to turn it off. So I was dominating a boss pal to capture, and after a certain time, I heard him say, "If I capture, will you sleepover?" And a girl replied, "Yes, but he won't let you." I had to let Bro win for the culture.
Posted 2 February, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
183.9 hrs on record (182.8 hrs at review time)
Having a bad day? Want to sit back and relax by playing something? Can't find a proper game to chill and relax? Well, my friend, I'm here to give you a treat: Stardew Valley! It's a game that can sweep away all your depression and sadness. If you want to forget that you're a complete loser who still lives in his mother's basement, then just play the game. In every game session, you will get some inner peace and forget the cruel reality. Great game, 10/10.
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
9.0 hrs on record
It's not a game.. It's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ movie absolutely worth every penny. (3)
Posted 3 November, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
75.3 hrs on record (55.2 hrs at review time)
I was playing with some random dude online, and he was using his headset and probably forgot to turn it off. So I was dominating him on sprint race he was 800 yd behind, and after a certain time, I heard him say, "If I win, will you sleepover?" And a girl replied "Yes, but you won't win". I had to let Bro win for the culture.
Posted 30 October, 2023.
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14 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
10.1 hrs on record
It's not a game.. It's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ movie absolutely worth every penny. (2)
Posted 30 October, 2023.
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19 people found this review helpful
21.0 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
It's not a game.. It's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ movie absolutely worth every penny.
Posted 24 October, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
1,443.2 hrs on record (293.6 hrs at review time)
Every time there's an update, this garbage game won't open, even after trying for an hour :)
Posted 10 October, 2023.
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233 people found this review helpful
60 people found this review funny
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124.2 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
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Posted 22 July, 2022.
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18 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
48.9 hrs on record (17.4 hrs at review time)
I will try to keep my review as brief as possible. Halo Infinite is currently a top-tier multiplayer game. If you're thinking about whether you should play Halo Infinite or not, then I hope this review will help you to decide.

The following are some of my favorite aspects of Halo Infinite:

1. It's a well-optimized game. I haven't had any issues so far.
2. It has excellent graphics. The animation and weapon quality are outstanding, and each map is well designed.
3. All of the game modes are fantastic and enjoyable to play.
4. New features like gadgets/gears are incredible. You can jump in and execute an enemy or escape from combat by using a grapple shot.
5. It's easy to learn and fun to master.
6. Your skills matter, not the cosmetics. Halo Infinite has microtransactions, and the cosmetics are available for sale, but the best part is that those cosmetics will not affect your gameplay.
7. Playing with friends is much better than playing alone.

The things Halo Infinite lacks/disappoints me:

1. There are five game modes in total, and the problem is that you won't be able to choose which one you want to play. It will be selected randomly by the game. Therefore it will repeat the same game mode sometimes.
2. It is necessary to create a penalty system for every player who goes afk or leaves the game in ranked mode. You can't one-shot everyone, so it's a complete defeat, and it ruins the game experience for other players.
3. Melee attacks are a little frustrating because they require you to get close to an enemy to perform. It's risky, and there's also a chance that you will die if you don't understand the tactics.
4. The battle pass is good, but the grinding is time-consuming. Because if you have a job, children, or studies, I think you won't have enough time to complete it. So, I hope they will make it easier for everyone.

Overall, Halo Infinite is an enjoyable game. I'm hoping the campaign mode will exceed my expectations. Playing Halo will give you a nostalgic feeling if you haven't played Halo for a long time.
Posted 26 November, 2021.
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