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Agent P 12 Feb, 2023 @ 7:22pm 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿         ⢁ ⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿             ⡀ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆   ⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧  ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿   ⣿⡟ ⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋  ⣦⣀ ⡶    ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍ ⣴⣶⡔   ⢀   ⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘ ⣷⣿      ⡇  ⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿  ⢁⣷     ⣀ ⣾⡟       
⡿      ⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟        
       ⣿⡟⣷  ⣿⣿⣿⡿         
Agent P 16 Mar, 2021 @ 11:16pm 
🖕   👨     
 🐛💤👔🐛    
     ⛽️ 👢    
     ⚡️8=👊=D💦
   🎸 🌂      
   👢  👢  
Agent P 16 Jan, 2021 @ 1:42pm 
+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills. Other than all those bad points he is the bestest
. 11 Oct, 2020 @ 7:02pm 
Scout
Brax 7 Sep, 2019 @ 7:41pm 
❌Halt‼️‼️‼️[scanning... 10%]🕑[scanning... 48%]🕞[scanning... 72%]🕜[scanning complete]🕛system consensus: a THOT has been detected. Entering lockdown mode🛑THOT, this is a prerecorded message ️ ️ ️[ TRANSCRIPT ] Our technologically advanced THOT Detection System™️ has indicated large amounts of you being a ♥♥♥♥ing hoe🍆💦👅😩The individual who has sent you this has wanted you to know that they are sick of your ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t🛑🛑🛑♥♥♥♥ing stop🛑🛑🛑[ END OF TRANSCRIPT ]❌
Brax 1 Sep, 2018 @ 4:50pm 
ya like jazz, faggola?
züez 28 Mar, 2018 @ 6:22pm 
ggs, t'was fun
Echoplex25 27 Mar, 2018 @ 11:43pm 
gg
also lost my groove at the end
züez 27 Mar, 2018 @ 9:59pm 
no
Koykoy Trade Banned 27 Mar, 2018 @ 9:45pm 
added
züez 10 Mar, 2018 @ 12:21pm 
nah
Clementine✋ 10 Mar, 2018 @ 3:43am 
add me
Agent P 28 Feb, 2018 @ 3:27pm 
Ukraine isn't in the EU. Its in Europe. EU =/= Europe
Agent P 28 Feb, 2018 @ 3:27pm 
Hello, I want trade my awp asiimov for all your cases or graffities(or unexpensive playskins). So if u dont need them just send me offer. My awp and tradelink in my main - link in bio . Dont add me i got limit, just send offer. Thanks
Merlongon Alt 25 Feb, 2018 @ 1:27am 
Hello, I want trade my awp asiimov for all your cases or graffities(or unexpensive playskins). So if u dont need them just send me offer. My awp and tradelink in my main - link in bio . Dont add me i got limit, just send offer. Thanks
Agent P 16 Feb, 2018 @ 8:11pm 
Want to be a ♥♥♥?
1) type in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ website
2) try to get others to use it
3) Have your name be a code
4) be sure to use it on someone else's creation
5) kill yourself
Agent P 3 Feb, 2018 @ 12:45pm 
my girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime lover like me. The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the ♥♥♥♥ on so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could ♥♥♥♥ all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother) so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot
Agent P 31 Jan, 2018 @ 11:00pm 
When I first played rank, I got highest tear Silver. idk what that is. Masters? So after a few games with trolls, I ended up silver 3, and im now like... silver 4. I main the XM1014, 2 flashes, a incenderary and a smoke. Both sides. This information is just to give you guys a general understanding of my experience.

Agent P 31 Jan, 2018 @ 10:59pm 
I use the steelseries rival 100 which has a very good sensor because I have hit flicks that werent lucky. (can show proof if needed, but i dont want to brag or be arrogant i guess)
Agent P 31 Jan, 2018 @ 10:57pm 
📁Local Disk (C:)

└📁Program Files (x86)

 └📁steam

  └📁steamapps

   └📁common

    └📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

     └📁Skills

      └ ️This folder is empty

     └📁 Aim

      └ ️This folder is empty

📁USB (D:)

└📁CS:GO Cheats

 └ ✅AimBot

 └ ✅Bhops

 └ ✅Anime

 └ ✅Triggerbot
Agent P 31 Jan, 2018 @ 10:56pm 
u kids are idiots. it doesnt matter who is #1 or #2 congrats u are better at hitting left mouse and wasd than the other guy. just be happy who honestly cares when we are old men we will be depressed we spent so much time on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game
Agent P 31 Jan, 2018 @ 10:22pm 
Dispo96 ; Socks up : I play 3x better ct so I'm not too worried.
Agent P 26 Jan, 2018 @ 8:18pm 
Hi, go to trade my m4a1 cyrex for all your graffities and cases so if you dont need them send me trade offer please. Trade link and m4a1 are in my main profile - https://test-steamproxy.haloskins.io/profiles/76561198073684205 . I almost have friend limit pls dont add to friends, just send offer
Agent P 30 Dec, 2017 @ 11:52pm 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rusky blyat.
Agent P 27 Sep, 2017 @ 3:03pm 
Hey Sleazers, I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked your profile because I thought my mouse was hovered over a hot girls profile. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other gay. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester? Right?
Agent P 22 Jul, 2017 @ 11:26am 
-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob, dont play CSGO!
james 17 Jul, 2017 @ 11:25pm 
-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob, dont play CSGO!
Lipak2 14 Jun, 2017 @ 10:26pm 
-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob, dont play CSGO!
Agent P 16 Apr, 2017 @ 5:44pm 
╭━━━╮╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╭╮╭━╮╱╭╮╱╱╱╱╭╮╱╱╱╱╭━━━╮ ┃╭━╮┃╱╱╱╱╱╱╱┃┃┃┃╰╮┃┃╱╱╱╱┃┃╱╱╱╱┃╭━╮┃ ┃╰━━┳━━┳━╮╭━╯┃┃╭╮╰╯┣╮╭┳━╯┣━━┳━┻┫╭╯┃ ╰━━╮┃┃━┫╭╮┫╭╮┃┃┃╰╮┃┃┃┃┃╭╮┃┃━┫━━┫┃╭╯ ┃╰━╯┃┃━┫┃┃┃╰╯┃┃┃╱┃┃┃╰╯┃╰╯┃┃━╋━━┃╭╮ ╰━━━┻━━┻╯╰┻━━╯╰╯╱╰━┻━━┻━━┻━━┻━━╯╰╯
S.S Tinky 21 Feb, 2017 @ 6:03pm 
I sexually Identify as a Hit Disney Chanel Original Movie. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having a beautiful, whitewashed cast with one black guy and one Asian. People say to me that being both a Disney Channel Original Movie and a "hit" is Impossible and I'm stupid but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install crappy writing and the same four chords on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me DCOM and respect my right to make the same movie over and over again. If you can't accept me you're a disneyphobe and need to check your cinimatic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
S.S Tinky 21 Feb, 2017 @ 5:23pm 
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S.S Tinky 20 Feb, 2017 @ 10:49pm 
You may have a small ♥♥♥♥, but I'd still touch tips with you. <3
Agent P 20 Feb, 2017 @ 10:46pm 
You think I'M A ♥♥♥?! For watching anime? HA What a joke let me tell you a story so you can futher grasp just who it is you're talking to when it comes to earning the right to call someone a ♥♥♥.

Me and my best bro used to play this game where we suck each others' ♥♥♥♥♥ and call the person who ♥♥♥♥ first a ♥♥♥. I usually win because my bro's never been all that great at ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and when he jizzes in my mouth, I make him finish me off then give him a passionate kiss so he has to swallow both loads. Then I berate him for the next hour or so about what a total ♥♥♥ he is. To this day I've acumulated over 1200 victories in this battle of skill and edurance, not only over my best bro, but over hundreds of other chalengers. Each just wishing to earn the right to even call me a ♥♥♥.

So next time you decide to try to berate me by claiming I'm a ♥♥♥ for watching anime just remember I doubt you could suck off a ♥♥♥♥ even half as well as I can. ♥♥♥
james 20 Feb, 2017 @ 10:45pm 
Roses are red, vilotes are blue, I have aids and now you do to
Agent P 20 Feb, 2017 @ 10:44pm 
     (;´Д`) ɢᴏ sᴜᴄᴋ ᴀ ғᴜᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜ sʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ ᴘᴏs
  -=≡ /    ヽ  ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴜᴍᴘsᴛᴇʀ ɴᴏᴏʙᴛʀᴀsʜ
.    /| |   |. |  ᴛʏᴘɪᴄᴀʟ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ sʜɪᴛsᴄʀᴜʙ ғᴜᴄᴋɴᴏᴏʙ       
 -=≡/. \ヽ/\\_ ɢᴇᴛ ᴄʟᴏᴡɴsᴛᴏᴍᴘᴇᴅ, ғᴀɢʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛɪᴛᴛʏsʜɪᴛ      
    /    ヽ⌒)==ヽɢɪɢᴀɴᴛɪᴄ ᴀss ᴍᴀᴅ ǫᴜᴇᴇʀ ɢᴇᴛ ʀᴀᴘᴇᴅ
-=   / /⌒\.\ ||  ғᴀɢɢᴏᴛ ɴᴇʀᴅ ғᴜᴄᴋ ɴɪɢɢ-ᴀss ɢᴇᴛ ʙᴏᴅɪᴇᴅ
  / /   > )| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|    
 / /     / / .|______________| -=≡
 し'     (_つ  ̄(_)) ̄ (.)) ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ (_))
james 20 Feb, 2017 @ 10:42pm 
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Maddie 20 Feb, 2017 @ 10:40pm 
Hi! I'm a single girl and I'm 26 years old. Please take a look at my pictures and let me know if you like them! I live in Russia and I'm going to come to your country and work over there very soon! I don't know anybody over there and I thought it would be great to meet someone who is open to anything (as I am!). I would be happy to be friends, lovers or create a serious relationship! We will see what happens! I hope you will write me back and I will write more info about myself and send more photos!!!!!!!!!!! I am writing from my friend's email address, so please make sure you do not reply directly to this email. Email me at sprivatejn3@yahoo.co.uk only. if you don't use my personal email address then I won't be able to read your reply and write you back. So it is very important that you get it right. Ok, I guess it is now your turn. Hope to hear from you today. Bye!! btw, i got your email from dating website
S.S Tinky 12 Feb, 2017 @ 9:24pm 
Small male genitalia, Large lucid hallucinations
züez 7 Jan, 2017 @ 12:01pm 
yes
High Altitude Celeriac Farmer 7 Jan, 2017 @ 2:26am 
Hey there lil man just wondering how old you were and your waist size
Brax 24 Dec, 2016 @ 9:54am 
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and have a Wonderful 2017! :bms_crowbar:
james 23 Dec, 2016 @ 11:08am 
Now playing: Darude - Sandstorm
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Agent P 12 Dec, 2016 @ 4:22pm 
I think its hilarious you guys talk ♥♥♥♥ about SLACKIN, you wouldn't say that to him on lan; he's JACKED, he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes, you all pathetic LUL
PenatButer 5 Dec, 2016 @ 10:24am 
cool guy really swell and a hysterical memer :))
SpillyDilli 12 Nov, 2016 @ 7:59pm 
+Rep, great trade, really friendly guy, Equal fair trade! :) :steammocking:
DeathWantsMore 9 Oct, 2016 @ 1:19am 
You're welcome :>
Riverx 13 Aug, 2016 @ 11:38am 
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Avoton 10 Jul, 2016 @ 11:28pm 
no
züez 10 Jul, 2016 @ 11:04pm 
Is 2 inches good enough?
züez 5 Jul, 2016 @ 5:25pm 
I am I the only one who goes on RubHub.com often? OR leik... Is that just me?