he sold me fent

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of RL sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

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You have to have a very high IQ to understand liam. His playstyle is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of modern Rocket League most of his touches will go over a typical fan’s head. There's also liams’s versatile box to box outlook, which is deftly woven into his dribble plays - his personal philosophy draws heavily from SquishyMuffinz's play, for instance. The non-plastic fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plays. As a consequence people who dislike liam truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the fluidity in liam's existential move "dribble and flick" which itself is a cryptic reference to SARPBC. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as liam’s genius unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a #liam tattoo

PLEASE LIAM GIVE ME THAT GLUG GLUG I NEED TO SEE HOW YOU FEEL

Signed by the RSC Elite champion and Lunar Allstar. Captain of the wigglechairs, Sir Gumtree Wigglebean.

id stick it so far down your throat. please let me hit it please. i need to know how tight it is PLEASE PLEASE