Recent reviews by Conqueror_Worm

Gondorian Sergeant Saved You


This totally ruins the game. I'm playing the game on Gravewalker, very hard and fun most of the time. But whenever I lose to a captain and he's about to kill me, Gondorian Soldier comes in and one shots him. Legendary things I can hardly damage and of course go down to he just instagibs and gives me the loot and exp. Who ever came up with this was a moron of epic proportions. No fun whatsoever.

10 / 10 It's not like Counter Strike at all.

Paid DLC for a unfinished game. So we paid for a unfinished game we expected you to work on further, which you did, and now you want more money for your recent work because you brand it as DLC.

Will all mayor patches now be DLC? Wouldn't surprise

A boring life simulator where you get to watch a retro pixely dude punch people once in a while.

There is no actual fighting in this fighting game, you just choose what skills you want your character to use during a fight and then sit there and stare as he exchanges blows with the oponent. There is no choice during the actual fight, you don't tell him when or how to use the skills you selected, it's all just random dice rolls as to what he will do next.

The rest of the game focuses on having to slave at a boring job to get money for food, you basically just watch a bar go up and get money when it's at the top. Other then that you also have to work out to get your fighters stats up, this is as simple as choosing what training implement to use for different stats and then watch as he repeatedly goes trough the same animation untill he doesn't want to do that specific training anymore and you have to click on another implement.

This is one of those weird games that takes things away from you the further you get into it. After a while you won't have to worry about working or shopping for food as it is provided for you. You also get a home gym so you won't have to leave the house for training. So it basically boils down to watching your fighter work out 95% of the time and then having a fight once in a blue moon. Aparently pro fighters don't fight as often as the rookie ones.

There is also sub plots like a love interest. But it all basically boils down to click something and watch. Click girlfriend, click chat, watch him stand there akwardly flexing his muscles while he talks and gets his relationship up.

The games artstyle is retro and looks good for a retro game. However there is very little originality in the sense of humor or area design. It's all just one screen for each area and every last area is filled to the brim with pop-culture references and memes, no actual creativity or originality went into constructing the characters or the world.

All in all, I'd say don't buy it, don't play it, unless you enjoy sitting motionless watching boring sprite animations for hours on end untill you have enough stats to beat the next fighter.

This is not a game as much as it is an interactive commentary on a bunch of small projects. While the small projects in them selves might or might not be interesting, and the commentary might raise some good questions, I can not recommend this to anyone as long as you have to pay for it.

It's like paying for a review. Personally I'm asking for a refund and I advise you to just watch a walktrough of it like someone else here suggested and not spend your money on it.

Don't, just don't!