QUOTE BOOK


"Please be patient, my ♥♥♥♥ has autism." - X-ray

"For what is a wank without reason?" - Holo

"She's a girl until further notice" - Nightwhisper

"It's gay, but what can a man do?" - Thomas

"I was so well camouflaged that I didn't notice myself." - Holo

"I'm the Jewish Sam Fisher." - Lankercool

"My problem with tinder, is that they have to like you back." - Holo

"You broke the geneva convention - never kill a man with his trousers down." - Ross

"Is it still gay if I don't think about the ♥♥♥♥?" - Alex

"Those 9 year olds had pretty weird fetishes." - Thomas

"They call him tripod because he was born with 3 arms and no legs." - Somebody

"It's not a warcrime if nobody finds out."- X-ray

"Is bruger talking, or is he just break-dancing?" - Hannes

"If I suck someone's ♥♥♥♥ and they don't realise, that dosen't make me gay." - Holo

"Does sucking a ♥♥♥♥ once make me gay?" - X-ray

"Why does every homosexual encounter turn into ALLAHU AKBAR?" - Hannes

"You know you've got to be forceful when dealing with a rape victim" - Nightwhisper

"Red team, navigate around that female's ♥♥♥♥." - Hannes

"What porn do you watch?" "WELL I DO LIKE HORSES" - Soulmaster

"I would give it a mild ♥♥♥♥" - X-ray

"What was that and why am I aroused?" - Hannes

"It's not gay if they have tits, right?" - X-ray

"Hitler never happened" - Hannes

"Every good Christian should piss for jesus." - Casper

"I like to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ from multiple directions." - X-ray

"I WILL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STRANGLE YOU!" - Nightwhisper (Negotiating with his sister)

"My biggest fear... MY GIRLFRIENDS TITS!" - Hannes

"Borderline orgasmic loli moaning." - Hannes

"World war one was about 200 years ago, right?". - Lankercool

"If you drink 10 liters a week, thats a liter per day!" - Dnaxdevil

"The best part of having a child is gangrape." - AwesomeGrenade

"I can fit my entire family on my ♥♥♥♥." - Dnaxdevil

"He must have a very small family" - X-ray talking about Dna

"♥♥♥♥ Bruger" - Bruger

"He's joking, now suck his ♥♥♥♥." - X-ray

"A dog jumped inside my balls" - Ghost

"MMM I DO LOVE MYSELF SOME BIG FAT BLACK ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" - X-ray