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theres a bear that slaps you with a salmon that turns into a rocket that blows up

this is a good game
hey
Wait, wait, wait…. hold your horses… uhm… YOU’RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn’t get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m’lady. You’ve just become every man’s dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you’ve got us ALL “drooling”, lol. Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

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casualfan0 20 mei 2021 om 21:04 
lets play sometime !!
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NostalgicLorikeet 27 jul 2019 om 9:11 
that said b i t ch not heats wtf