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All I'm hearing is blah blah blah... Go back to legacy with your trash ass PC this game is great

I tried reviving brazilian 70s funk music legend Mit Aia with a satanic ritual in the favela but I accidentally unleashed the hellspawn so i had to fight my way through rio de janeiro killing possessed drug dealers, sports fans, and lego people so i could close the portal

Some evil aliens tried attacking us and were kicking our asses but I was chewing gum which means I chew gum and kick ass so I kicked their asses and then we became friends because they got replaced with evil space gorillas and then we kicked their asses even more and then they ran away and we won the war.

I hate this game

Looks great!

I fish

I became addicted to a virtual reality game and started shooting red dudes and then the game got mad at me and then i shot myself

I was thrown to a virtual reality world and started stealing money from a midget, a middle aged woman and a fat guy and they shot me and I died and turned into a bunch of golden coins

I beat up and knocked out a baby walrus and threw it into some endless pit

I went to church to repent my sins and then some extremist dudes blew it up