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157.6 hrs on record (156.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I'm done with the game, between the bugs, idiotic level modifiers, the new trash mechanic of collecting the gems, the fact they're not even following the original story of King Arthur anymore, I mean what the ♥♥♥♥ is the new biome? And why the hell is Lancealot black? ♥♥♥♥ doesn't make sense, just another woke dumbass developer addition. But seriously, the game is fun for maybe the first 5 play throughs, then when you have most of the ♥♥♥♥ unlocked and want to raise the difficulty for an extra challenge or more fun, you're greeted with a laundry list of unpleasantries. Seriously, don't waste your time, effort or money on the game, not when things like Hades and Hades 2 are roughly the same amount and I assure you, beyond any reasonable doubt that you will enjoy those two much more and for a much longer time than this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Posted 5 April.
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55.4 hrs on record (31.7 hrs at review time)
While far from perfect, this game is a gem of sorts. The combat is fairly basic but made interesting enough by the assortment of spells, main weapons, and melee weapons you can choose from. I both like and dislike the "perfect attack window" mechanic, where you are to chain attacks together by pressing attack when your character flashes white. The positives are that it keeps the combat from just being a "mash the button"-fest and the negatives being that most of the weapon timings seem to be fairly slow and I find myself missing the window by pressing far too early, guess I don't have the patience, lol.

In summary; The creativity and uniqueness of the spells and abilities really make this game shine, and if You can afford it, coming from me you won't hear any reasons not to. If you're looking for a long term, dungeon crawler rogue-like then you might want to try for something else, as it is relatively short. If you're looking for something you could finish in a weekend or two, that isn't just regurgitated over-used content, this game is for you.
Posted 26 January.
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423.6 hrs on record (164.7 hrs at review time)
Game is crazy, can be fun. Can be a big f_ck yo_ too.

Automatons: Fun, hectic, some missions on from suicide mission on can get away from you if you're not careful and working with at least one of your other teammates, it happens and it's no big deal, you'll walk away from the mission with an awe factor for how crazy it was.

Illuminate: Probably the easiest of the 3 game mode types, it's not cake walk, but with a dozen missions under your belt you will feel like these are controllable, grindable and probably your go to farm when you actually want or need one of the game's resources. If you want to chill and play, this is your go to race.

Space Bugs:
Devs, I don't know what crack/coke/meth/bathsalts you smoke, snorted and then injected when you decided to make this one... and then release an update... making them, even harder? Were you actually born with this level of stupidity, or were you kicked in the skull as an infant... did your siblings and/or parents take the joke of playing "kick the baby" too literal? Here is a normal game of space bugs, and a preliminary F U H K Y O U.

Oops, you teammate is dead again, call them in by re-enforcement...
Oh, while you took all of 3 seconds to press the button combo, bugs are on on you now. you can't run anywhere, they're literally everywhere, you must stim if you want to survive.
so you stim, and although they're beating your ass, you're healing enough to get away. That's right, didn't I mention, you dont have any ammo loaded in even 1 of your 3 guns, this of course because you already fired every round of that trying to save your ass, or to get time to call in your teammate, and, while you reload don't worry. there are either 2 chargers, or a bile titan or even better one of the ground tenticle rapist on a 100mph bee line to you location, you can see them coming and want to stop to reload your recoilless cannon, but there is still a flood of 20 regular bugs within a distance that they can easily close in the time you're half way through the reload cycle. You have to run some more, and if you call in some air strikes, you might get away, if the bug patrols coming from 3 different directions don't spot you. If you managed to get away you know it wont be for long, because during all the ♥♥♥♥ show that you've been waltzing precariously amongst trying your hardest to get any sort of foot hold to turn the tide back on these disgusting fuhked up little ♥♥♥♥♥, you've managed to use all you stims too, and was that 'LAST RELOAD' your character just shouted? WTF I Just dropped supplies less than 3 minutes ago.... there is no need to fret about that however, because you're going to be hunted down and killed so ruthlessly you won't have time to complain or even think about firing that last mag, let alone having to find another one. So there you are, in absolute hell, having zero fun, frustrated beyond belief, with no options that have a decent chance at a victory, low ammo, no airstirkes, no stims, and now you have no stamina left, the airstrikes didnt kill any of the elite units, and there are so many regular and small bugs that you're not even sure if they were hurt, or if they just swarmed in from another direction. Guess what? With no stamina you have near zero run speed, and the elites are oh so close to you now, if you try you might manage to get behind a rock, or small outpost building and avoid their pukespit/deathcharge/rapetenticles momentarily but rest assured they are much faster and much bigger than you, your number is almost up, so as you circle the rock, you realize that you have just doubled back into all the regular mob bugs (not like you had anywhere else you could have gone, but even this way ends in failure) They are all waiting for you. even the smallest bugs kill you in 3 hits, 4max. if you've been really good this year, maybe a stalker will appear out of nearly complete invisibilty cammo and lick your ass with it's big nasty tounge. Needless to say, you're dead and waiting to be called back in by one of your other teammates, who are all experiencing this same exact trashcan of an experience. And this is the story and how it goes IF (and that's a big IF) you don't accidently get killed by a teammate who is panicking trying to save his own ass, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ his pants just like you are.

This goes on for roughly 40 minutes, when you either run out of re-enforcements, or somehow by the grace of god you manage to squeak by the most narrow, literally hanging on by a nut hair extraction... or until you break every computer component in the system you're running the game on. Honest, for real, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ choke you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I'd love to see the dev's play this game mode successfully, and have any amount of fun doing so. On my computer, so there isn't any 'game enhancement' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ going on. CHOKE.
Posted 21 January. Last edited 17 February.
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1,227.6 hrs on record (93.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Ember Knights
Rogue-lite
Game has local play, remote play, online multi-player, fast paced, can set insane difficulty levels....
It'll make you want to throw controller, in all the right ways.

What can one say?
Posted 6 April, 2023. Last edited 22 May, 2024.
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