Game's calling. You in?

smeels like mankey

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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| KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@　　　　⊂（ﾟДﾟ⊂⌒） IT CANT BE HELPED!!!


IF U WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR
FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!
..._.....____________________, ,
`---/_ KAWAII GUN ----______] = = = = =(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

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in boots

+rep for name

oh my god you are too cute!! add me on kik xx

epic

i just searched ♥♥♥♥♥ on steam and found dis

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

Hey bro, sorry to hear about the unsuccessful adult circumcision. I heard that they had to cut it all off. I know it's going to be hard to live with being a woman now but you'll get through it. I'll never stop calling you bro even if you have some awesome fat titties. It sucks that your family disowned you but if you ever need a place to stay, I know of the perfect park bench that has heaps of privacy.

Kind regards, your friend Kyle xxoxo

Happy Christmas, hope you turned 13 today :)

the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy dating site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥ed up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye

IF U WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR
FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!
..._.....____________________, ,
`---/_ KAWAII GUN ----______] = = = = =(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

bruh

Happy Birthday

I'm just a stupid little slut who wants to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ senselessly. I will be anything you desire, as you empty your huge melon sized balls into this small and fragile body of mine. My entire body will be served as your pathetic cumdump toy. I will worship your huge and monstrous ♥♥♥♥ and make it my life. My belly can be filled with your smelly ♥♥♥ or I could bear your kids with my womb. I will be your little sex toy. Use and abuse me as you see fit because my only purpose in life is to be filled like the useless and filthy cumdump slut I am. Add me if you want to be drained fully. Your perfect little ♥♥♥♥♥ is waiting for you, daddy <3.

Hiiii ^w^~. I just wanted to inform you that your profile is awesome, and that, to be honest, you kinda look like the type of person i'd have ice cream with (an entire tub). Maybe you can lick the ice cream off my lips while we're sharing a tub? ;3

holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ christ mother of ♥♥♥♥, I swear to ♥♥♥♥ i have NEVER, in all my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years of being on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ we call Earth, met a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ even nearing the scale of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that you operate on you worthless sack of crap. Your entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ existence is an affront to any sort of deity that has the misfortune of watching over this world that you taint with your presence. I doubt anyone that knows you in person can even be bothered to put up with your ♥♥♥♥ and i dont blame them. I feel so angry thinking of all the people that die on a daily basis in the world and yet you, you of all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ people continue to draw breath.

In short, you are one stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, one stupid ugly smelly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, a worthless bastard beneath even the lowliest a creatures. ♥♥♥♥ You.

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THE CARTOON STARFISH OF NETORARE HAS EMERGED FROM HIS ROCK TO DESCEND ON YOUR PROFILE!! post this on 5 different profiles or else HE WILL ♥♥♥♥ UR WAIFU!!

"YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

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|♥♥♥ TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI GAY! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS GAY"

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy dating site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE GUY THAT KILLED YOU!

..._.....____________________, ,
....../ `---__________----_____] = = = = = D
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER..

+rep

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

Happy Easter! Hope you get alot of chocolate <3

Nice Profile Pic

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BOOM, that was a question
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ANOHER ONE
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