THIS GAMER HAS: PASSED ✅✅✅ THE FAT ASS CHECK ON ALL METRICS🍑

These metrics include:

Squishiness: VERY
Roundness: ROTUND
Do it clap?: IT DO✅
Slapability: EXTREME

Evaluators Notes: Due to the FATNESS ✅ of this gamer's ASS 🍑, you WILL hear it clap every time this gamer gets up from his chair. Please take precaution before this happens, as it can cause distractions during your epic gamer sesh✅.