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i serve the tax man

go into building > warn teammate about bug parasite > watch bug parasite take him in front of me 2 seconds later > take selfie > leave

11/10

last man standing > 1 room to clear > open door > woman surrendering > pulls out phone > blasts her arm off with shotgun > "reasonable suspicion"

on the emperor i would play this game

I'm doing my part!

Always an honor to work to earn the right to work for the glorious company but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ these bugs are HUGE! And they attach themselves to your FACE!

Edit: This game is a game. It would be a cardinal sin for one not to nominate this for every category in the steam awards. Do so, or Bracken will be in your closet toNIGHT!

corn brigade #1

I'm doing my part

chop chop spam q spam q spam q until opponent block then hit with maul then 1 tap ez game ez game would recommend funny voicelines

I witnessed a man take four wives, and produce 13 children. This helped populate my colony of only 13 colonists to 26. With half my colonists being the sons of a single man, nothing could stop me. The father, named "El Bombito" was a hussar, a terrorist, and above all: a father to over half my colony. He fought in every raid, both attacking and defending, all for the love of his first wife, a savage woman who wandered into my colony one day, hoping to find some food, instead she found a lover in El Bombito. El Bombito was, and forever will be the greatest colonist I ever had. This was my third time playing, as religious fanatics burned down my previous two colonies, but not this one, and I have El Bombito to thank for that.

El Bombito, thank you for what you did for me, and for the colony. I vow in my next colony to build a monument to your greatness, for you should be remembered forever.