Hold up, ring ding ding ding ding ding, wagan? nahhhhhh - it's the pussio police and they said u an informant???? Nahhhh bruv that aint gang init, thats bare ♥♥♥♥. Just spoke to the drillas and they said u aint pay ur entry fee to the mickey mouse club, we don't fw that here, support local business and that. Ur washed, dont show ur face round Peckham anymore, disgraceful ting init?

kim possible

can confirm a cheese toastie is underrated on a thursday

why are u jumping infront of my scope

hey, so like… idk how to say this without sounding cringe but can we honestly fall in love? like real love. not the “haha ur cute” love but the “i saw a frog and thought of u” kind of love. the kind where we send voice notes at 2am rambling about nothing and i save them all in a folder called “reasons to keep going.” i wanna talk about our favourite fruits and argue about whether cereal is a soup. i want us to match pfps ironically until it’s not ironic anymore. i want to share playlists with you that lowkey expose my entire soul and pretend it’s casual. i’d let you win in chess. or lose. depends how cute you look when you’re smug. also i would read every unhinged paragraph you send me without judgment and respond with something equally unhinged but loving. always loving. so like. can we honestly edate? except irl. forever.

best teammate