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ㅤ* I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
ㅤ* So, this 'One Laptop Per Child' thing. Where do I drop off the child and where do I pick up the laptop?
ㅤ* Isn’t it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust.
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