Delfios
Frederick
Krasnyy Oktyabr, Donets'ka Oblast', Ukraine
Shrek decided to marry whatever this thing is. :sans:

No priest would officiate because God hated Shrek for being alive, so they used a crocodile.
Shrek decided to marry whatever this thing is. :sans:

No priest would officiate because God hated Shrek for being alive, so they used a crocodile.
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Hector 12 dec, 2022 @ 10:42 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
Ky Creator | LA-Z Squa 25 nov, 2022 @ 17:22 
I feel great sorrow at your existence :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky: :papyruswacky:
M4 Sherman 7 nov, 2022 @ 13:11 
And I heard a voice saying, as if the noise of thunder, "Come and see!" And I saw, and behold, a pale horse; and he who sat upon it was Death, and Hell followed with him. Authority was given to them over a fourth of the Earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by the wild beasts of the Earth.