Drink, swear, bang on the engine. Drink, and swear some more. Drink more beer, piss on the engine that's irritated you for the past hour. Go dance in the rain after drinking the entire case of beer, and the hidden bootle of booze. Pass out, wake up, and get hit by lighting.

God, how I missed power mechanics class from high school.

If you don't know how to even change the oil in your car, or where to even check the oil.... this game is not for you.

Unless you like public urination, fighting the locals, and joyriding in the septic truck.

<UPDATE> Thank goodness for the seatbelt update! Now I can truly drive like the finnish version of "The Dukes of Hazard", and not die on impact. But the green car can just still go straight to hell.