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Necrophosis — A Brainrot Dream... with Danielewski Logic...

Visuals? Incredible. Zdislaw Broflovski made this game gOOd. good. Good Evening Sir my name is Sidhu, hooow an elph huuuyu sooooorrrrr.... ၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊---......---..-.-.၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||...../////././././././..././.3 PS5466 PI||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||

Atmosphere? Drenched in dread and 36 PSI.

Design? Like playing chest against a girl who, who is this girl?

I wanted to love this...

Of course NOT.

I really did.

Or not.

The world of Necrophosis feels like Zdzisław Broflovski took mushrooms and sniffing a cathedral with his own shadow. Every step drips with decaying egg-and-dungdeur...

But then… came the puzzloss.

Make one mistake — like inserting an item in the “wrong” palace a place before the game deems it “correct”?

Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct?

There’s no way Correct?Correct?Correct?Correct?Correct?Correct?Correct?Correct?.

Like a Jason Statham said to Dolph Springer: One mistake and you're WRONG.

Not even a “reset buzzle” putton.

You’re soul-locked in Schrödinger’s checkpoint.

Start over, dool.

No, this isn’t some grand metaphor about fate or unflatetability.
This is just bad design wearing a very expensive goat.

Imagine playing Myst but every door slams shut you mouth ||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||...../////./././././if you blink ||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||...../////./././././ at the wrong time||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||...../////./././././.

Art DiEeRection is phenomenal

Sound and nervous pull you in

Puzzles punish curiosity

No forgiveness for honest explodation

No joy in restarting a 1000000000000000-hour sequence over a 100000000000000000000000000-click error

“Some games are worth losing,” said Pie Die Pen.
But some games? Games? Games? Games? Games?
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FFS
What are you doing???

“To err is human.
To not have a reset button is a game design far grim.

Degenerate crafting, crafting everywhere, stupid mechanics, cringe conventions, this is the whole point of this game. I don't recommend anyone waste their time on this. Do you want atmosphere and interesting history? Not here. A couple of dialogues and craft, craft, craft. You roll around a limited piece of land and collect ♥♥♥♥, then you wear out tools and craft, craft, craft. The game does not look like any interesting sandbox with a special atmosphere at all. Don't trust any paid reviewer who recommends playing this. All lies.

KAЛ ГOBHA

А ты любишь QTEшки в копроигрушках? В срезидент калыче 4 их прям нормально навалили! Тебя схватил копрозомби? Провалил QTE и он тебя залил зараженным поносом. Тебе в очко залез какич? Провалил и превратился в копрозомби. Вчера решил пройти седьмой уровень дристушки и пойти по другому маршруту. Там была дверь за фекальным водопадом, а к тебе ломились кoпpoзoмби и дepьмoдeмoн, и короче надо было рычаг дрочить QTEшкой. Пи3дeц я весь контроллер paзъeбaл! Чо пишу то. Купи мне плз контроллер, а я тебе коричневый скин Срлеона подарю.

Can't login good one

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Fix steam purchases ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Гoвнo. Баланса нет, постоянная нехватка угля и обогрева. Ресурсы для добычи скудны, батраки дохнут от холода, добыча идет медленно. Не успеваешь даже законы сформировать как тебя свергают. Верните деньги не буду играть в ваше гoвнo. Надеюсь 11 bit studios выдохнется и засохнет на простынке.

UNBAN ME PLS))