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You go on an epic journey to find some vamps. Honestly it's a fun game where you start out as a weakling struggling to kill some bats, to eventually being able to summon god universe powers to send waves and waves of monsters to the shadow realm. Game also doubles as a rave simulator at the end game as you listen to the sweet tunes and grind for gold to make your favorite character beyond broken.

THE LEAVES NEVER STOP COMING!

You want numbers? This game has numbers!

Good Numbers (1)
Bad Numbers (666)
Sexy numbers (69)
Really high numbers (10000000000)
Hardcore numbers (1337)
Dev Numbers (4000)
Really "high" numbers (420)
Numbers that make you happy (80085)
Numbers of life (42)
And
Numbers of endless possibilities (∞)
Explore all the numbers as they go up, up and up!

Also developer is pretty cool too.

Easy game with lots of cheevos that you can use to pimp out your profile. With this being the first in the series, it only goes ZUP! from here.

This game allows me to crush rubys with no remorse or pitty.

This game is pretty fun and simple to play. It has nice loving story to it as well.

The only real con about this game is that its short and you can completely finish the entire game in about an hour. Hopefully the developer adds more content in the future to make the game more worth while.

The game has potential. If you want to have a quick laugh to brighten up your day this game is for you.

How to play the game:
1. Start game.
2. Shoot Bad Guys.
3. Die.
4. Repeat and get a little further and further each time.

Every time you die, evolution takes its course and you learn to try not to die like that again. Learning new tricks and strategies as you get closer and closer to the throne. By the time you git gud enough to reach the throne and sit on it, you'll know that's just the beginning and the endless struggle continues as you get further and further into the game. Pretty fun game if you ask me, with a new experience everytime as no two games are ever the same.

You go on dates with a lot of beautiful ladies....
.... and a bear.

You'll definitely find the right girl for you when playing this game, I gurantee it.

I'm updating the review because it's been a long time, and a lot has changed since then.

If you've played ShellShock Live 2 before, you'll definitely like this one for sure. There is so much more stuff that you can do in this one that you'll be here for awhile. With lots of new weapons, game modes, and a singleplayer mission mode, this version is a lot better than it's previous version. Definitely worth the $7 for EVERYTHING versuses the ungodly amount you would have to pay in ssl2 to just to get everything.

As far as everybody else goes who have played games like Worms, you'll enjoy this game as well! You have lots of weapons, and fun modes to choose from where it isn't just to kill your opononet every single time.

If you are concerned about the Early Access tag that this game has, it's safe to say that the game is near completion and you can play it just fine. There are a few occasional bugs here and there that need to be fixed, but the dev has been on track and has been on top of these kinds of issues going full steam ahead. You just have to be patient, afterall the dev is only 1 person so things take a bit of time. Most of the things here though are community driven, and a lot of community feedback has shaped the game to what it is so if you want to help give your input now would be the perfect opportunity to do so.