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Me and Ben decided to grab a tub of Ben & Jerry's to lick clean using our tongues, however; on the walk for ice cream, we had walked past a set of trees.
"I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady." Said Ben.
LMFAO!
He had his tiny little wiener covered with a hat.
A lady comes walking past, and is extremely upset due to the reason of her boyfriend not licking her clean from the cuck play time the night prior.
As this lady walks past Ben, she stops and blows smoke out of her ears.
"If you were any kind of man, you would lift your hat for me like a gentleman!" The lady says.
"If you were any kind of lady, it would lift itself for you!". says ben.