yeah no



Hail Mbest

your encounter with a fast food under the name of Double McRoyal forced you to undergo emergency surgery procedures after his assault by him. Cunning and manipulative, The Burger uses her charms and Dong's attraction toward her as a means of getting his next "meal." After the attack, Dong is rushed to the hospital in a half-dead state with The easten burger. A doctor of the name Kanou, who secretly experiments with fatties, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and Dumb-♥♥♥♥♥, transplants what Dong believes to be a kidney into his body as a means of saving his life in the dire situation. Soon he learns that he had part of The burger kagune transplanted into him, becoming the first of many human-Burger experiments Kanou will conduct.
-Igor 2017
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changed name from "dong" to "dng" for reasons.
u can still call me dong tho.

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