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Shanghai, Shanghai, China
Son of the BLACK STAR
Serpent in the YELLOW
🐳 * 🌸 * 🐊 * 🥞 * 🎽 * 👳 * 🎄 * 📕 * ⛳ * 💛 * 🍧 * 💗 * ⚡ * 🐟 * 🎍 * 🎈
ㅤ* Waiter: And how did you find your steak sir?
Customer: I just flipped a chip over, and there it was!
ㅤ* A policeman walked over to a parked car and asked the driver if the car was licensed. "Of course it is", said the driver.
"Great, I'll have a beer then", said the policeman.
ㅤ* Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
👹 * 🌳 * 🍇 * 👃 * 🥗 * 📒 * 🏓 * 💎 * 🚙 * 🌋 * 📘 * 📀 * 🎁 * 🕺 * 🍖 * 👽
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!
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