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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝
~ Shigeru Miyamoto
⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣑ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡵⢁⣤⣶⣶⣿⢿⢿⢿⡟⢻⣤⢑ ⣾⣿⣿⡿⢟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣿⣦⣬⣙⣻⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⢟⢝⢕⢕⢕⢕⢽⣿⣿⣷ ⣿⣿ ⢀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⣽⣿⣿⣿
⢷⣂ ⣴⣾⡿⡿⡻⡻⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣵⣵⣵⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢌ ⣿⡿⡫⡪⡪⡪⡪⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡁ ⡪⡪⡪⡪⣪⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢉⢍⢄⢌ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡣⡘⢄ ⣾⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⢐⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢊⢂⢣ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢐⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢅⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⢜
⢝⡢ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣕⣑⣑⣑⣵⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⢔⢕⣿
⡂⡀⢑⢕⡅ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⢔⢕⢕⣿⣿
Ok so when I was still in my mom belly, my ♥♥♥♥ was already 21.7 cm long! like wtf! So when my mom give birth to me I nearly died!💀 Why? Well because my ♥♥♥♥ was soo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huge, When my mom tries to give birth it rubbed her vagina and makes her squirt 76 times!!! She squirted everywhere!💦 And I nearly died because they thought my ♥♥♥♥ was a dildo stuck in here vagina so they nearly used a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sciser to cut my ♥♥♥♥ off!😫 Glad I was still alive!