Recent reviews by darkhand

This game single handedly ruined my life

> Work a long day chopping wood and mining ore to feed family
> We eat nothing but potatoes from Sundas to Loredas
> Wife is depressed, kids are too because of it
> Feelsbad
> Decide to spoil my loving family and use my wood chopping money to buy a sweetroll for a surprise dessert
> Step out of shop after purchasing the perfect one, turns around and see Nordic guy with a horned helmet crouching down beside me
> He walks away like nothing happened
> "Oh well" I say, unbothered because of the imagination of my family's surprised and happy faces I'll see tonight
> Waitasecond.jpg
> Sweetroll no longer in my inventory, begin panic
> I run to the nearest guard in my disbelief, knowing that strange man had something to do with this
> Guard takes one look at me and before I can even utter a word,
> "Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll."